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PostSubject: Installation Problems with Husband1   Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:42 pm


A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy.


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 80 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail..

What can I do?

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Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the Snoring Loudly Beta Version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
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PostSubject: Re: Installation Problems with Husband1   Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:54 pm


Had a great laugh...........Rose came to see what was causing all the noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Installation Problems with Husband1   Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:41 pm


Glad you enjoyed it !!! It made me chuckle too !!!
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